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Clyde, a farmer in Nebraska, decided his injuries from an accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (the one responcible for the accident) to court.

In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didnt you say at the scene of the accident,”Im Fine” asked the lawyer.

Clyde respnded, “Well, Ill tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the…”

“I didnt ask for any details, the lawyer interupted, “I just want the answer. Did you or did you not say “Im Fine” at the scene of the accident?”

Clyde said “Well yes, but I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..”

The lawyer interupted again and said, “Judge Im trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Nebraska highway Patrol man, he was just fine. Now several weeks later after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe this man is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in what the man had to say about his favorite mule Bessie and ordered that Clyde be aloud to tell his story.

Clyde thanked the Judge and then proceeded, “Well lke I was saying I had just finished loading my favorite mule Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi truck and trailer ran a stop sign and smacked right into the side of my truck. I was thorwn into one ditch and Bessie in to another. I was hurt real bad but I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape from what I could hear.”

“About that time a highway Patrolman came to the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After looking at her he pulled out his gun and shot her between the eyes.”

“Then the patrol man came across the road to me with his gun in hand and looked at me and said, “and, how are you feeling?”"

Moral of this story…Always make sure others hear your side of every sotry.

Cinergy Health seems to do as much advertising these days as Billy Mays. No, they don’t pitch OxiClean or Mighty Putty, but Cinergy does heavily market their medical plans. Are they worth it? In most cases…No! In fact, unless you thoroughly read the fine print of your policy, you may be in for a jolt!
Available Cinergy Plans
Cinergy offers two types of plans. “Cinergy Health Signature” is their discount health plan and “Cinergy Health Preferred” is their insurance plan. Both plans offer far less coverage than a conventional Ohio health insurance policy from a major insurer…such as Blue Cross, Aetna or UnitedHealthCare.
“Cinergy Health Signature” is NOT a health insurance policy. It may help you reduce some of your healthcare costs, but not necessarily a significant amount. Coverage benefits are very vague and the premium for a single person is almost $1000 per year. And, the plans are actually provided by Patriot Health Florida, who requires you to PAY FOR ALL HEALTHCARE SERVICES in advance. Later, you may receive a discount on some of those expenses.
“Cinergy Health Preferred 500” is considered an insurance plan, but coverages are limited and descriptions of these coverages are fairly vague on their website. For example, this plan only covers ONE emergency room visit per year. Only ONE preventative visit per year is allowed. Daily hospital confinement charges are also limited to $500 per day and 30 days per year.
The Cost
And the premium? Try more than $2200 per year for one person and $3800 for a family. The “Preferred 1000” plan offers higher coverages, but at rates of more than $2800 and $5700 per year respectively! Sorry…but NO THANKS! And let’s not forget the dreaded $50 application fee on top of those high rates.

There seems to be no time in a day. Dalton is sick with some sinus crap that makes his face all poofy. He is running a fever and my house is taking the back burner as do all homes when the kids are sick. I myself am feeling like there is no end in sight all the house is sick except me isn’t that how it always happens. Stuffy noses headaches and just plain miserable and even though I’m not sick I feel like i have been hit by a truck. So if your wondering where I’m then you can see its been an eventful week. I will be back when the world isn’t so stuffy over here.

THIS MORNING I SEARCHED MY WALLET. .
IT WAS EMPTY.

THIS MORNING I SEARCHED MY WALLET. .
IT WAS EMPTY.

THEN I CHECKED MY POCKETS. . . ..
I FOUND A FEW COINS.�


THEN I SEARCHED MY HEART & FOUND YOU
I REALIZED HOW RICH
I REALLY AM!!!!

My Son brought this home to me…How blessed I am.

THIS MORNING I SEARCHED MY WALLET. .
IT WAS EMPTY.

THEN I CHECKED MY POCKETS. . . ..
I FOUND A FEW COINS.�


THEN I SEARCHED MY HEART & FOUND YOU
I REALIZED HOW RICH
I REALLY AM!!!!

My Son brought this home to me…How blessed I am.

I’m sure twitter is not all that hard once you know what your doing but I’m new and would like to feed my blog through it with my rss feeder but i don’t see an option to do that…So does this mean I have to post everyday on twitter as well as my blog…uuugghhh!!!

It cant be that much of a pain in the butt can it?

I have so many things to do today and I seem to get nothing dome because i end up fiddling around with other things and the time just flys away…Guess i should learn to focus more.
Do you all get that so0me days you are so easily distracted ,.,,,,God I tell my kids to pay attention and look at me today…Well better go get something done before i lose track again my hubby been calling me like crazy to get me to have my stuff done and still i am merely lingering in front of this damn computer. Before I know the kids will be home and Here I am with nothing accomplished again
UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

My son Austin..hes six and keeps me on my toes. He is audacious, funny, exciting, spontaneous. I love him for so many reasons. One being he never stops amazing me. The day he started kindergarten he was super excited and wanted to go without me so bad…THAT BROKE MY HEART…But I let him for the sheer importance of individuality. You have to let them grow..there is no question to that.
So off to school he went and lo and behold 2 seconds after he went in the teacher came out getting my attention because Austin said “I need LOVE before I can learn anything.”

One year later…He now tells everyone he is too big for love and he is the superbest, strongest guy around just like his dad…If your watching close you ll see him convincing himself of this throughout the day as well.

He has this new thing about going number 2 in his pants and I cant get him to stop. Ive tried everything and finally have decided to add a Super supper night. If he goes a week without GOING IN HIS PANTS he gets to make supper.

Up till now we have done the ‘clean your own mess up’ ‘ Have to go home instead of going out to eat kind of thing’…and other various stuff to detour him from messing his pants.
Hoping this one works!

1. It is Mandatory; growing UPO is optional!

2.Foreget the health food. I neede all the perservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while your down there.
4. You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from rocking in your rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster ride.
5. Its frustrating when you know all the answers, nobody bothers to ask you any questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy bueatician!
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.