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Clyde, a farmer in Nebraska, decided his injuries from an accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (the one responcible for the accident) to court.

In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didnt you say at the scene of the accident,”Im Fine” asked the lawyer.

Clyde respnded, “Well, Ill tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the…”

“I didnt ask for any details, the lawyer interupted, “I just want the answer. Did you or did you not say “Im Fine” at the scene of the accident?”

Clyde said “Well yes, but I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..”

The lawyer interupted again and said, “Judge Im trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Nebraska highway Patrol man, he was just fine. Now several weeks later after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe this man is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in what the man had to say about his favorite mule Bessie and ordered that Clyde be aloud to tell his story.

Clyde thanked the Judge and then proceeded, “Well lke I was saying I had just finished loading my favorite mule Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi truck and trailer ran a stop sign and smacked right into the side of my truck. I was thorwn into one ditch and Bessie in to another. I was hurt real bad but I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape from what I could hear.”

“About that time a highway Patrolman came to the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After looking at her he pulled out his gun and shot her between the eyes.”

“Then the patrol man came across the road to me with his gun in hand and looked at me and said, “and, how are you feeling?”"

Moral of this story…Always make sure others hear your side of every sotry.

There are many things i read about on the net in all my ventures. And I must say this one caught my eye. It is so amusing to find the things that children do and say and how society looks upon these…Sometimes ammazes me.
I remember when I had similar thoughts of my siblings but i would not trade them for the world today. What would you have done without your siblings? ould you have been happier or better off? I dont think so when you really think about it.

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up,it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

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If you can read this - Thank a teacher!

If you can read this in English Thank a soldier!!!

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Now you have a list of scam free businesses and free opportunities. Any way you get the point, Right! Ok Once you have searched thru these opportunities then choose one you want to check out then go to google and type in this: freelancehomewriters.com scam and this is what it will show you: .freelancehomewriters.com scam - Google Search So just place yuor opportunitiy in place of freelance home writers and see what comes up. A greast lady shared this info with me and I really like it. So that your work for today when you find one that doesnt look like a scam and you really want to try it then you should read read read before you sign up for it. Tommorow I will share some of the things Ive tried and what they are about.